Author Archives: Zack Stovall

The Worst Part About Running Someone Over With Your Car Is That They Never Really Believe That You’re Sorry

You know, you try and try and try to be careful out there on the roads. You keep your hand at ten or two, you only text behind the wheel when necessary or when you’re really in a hurry and you never drive if you’ve already thrown up from drinking. I mean, most of that stuffContinue reading “The Worst Part About Running Someone Over With Your Car Is That They Never Really Believe That You’re Sorry”

Terry Gaither Advice on Teamwork, Time Management and Extramarital Affairs

   Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, Our boss has us workingContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Teamwork, Time Management and Extramarital Affairs”

Keeping It Real and Sticking It To The Man Are Usually Synonymous

Sometimes, authority needs to be told. Sometimes, when the fuzz is totally busting your chops for loitering, they need to be told. Sometimes, when some player hater is all up in your grill about this, that, and the other thing, they need to be told. And sometimes, when your mom is throwing your computer across theContinue reading “Keeping It Real and Sticking It To The Man Are Usually Synonymous”

George W. Bush May Not Have Been The Worst President, But He’s Certainly The Most Likely To Take a Picture of His Own Dump

  I picked up my girlfriend’s nephew from school the other day a.) because I was free at 3:00 in the afternoon and b.) because I’m the nicest guy you’ve ever met in your entire life. Traffic happened to be a little crowded that day on the way back to his grandma’s house, where IContinue reading “George W. Bush May Not Have Been The Worst President, But He’s Certainly The Most Likely To Take a Picture of His Own Dump”

Zack’s Hate Mail from the Television Executive Who Signed Off on ABC’s ‘Cavemen’

In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers: Hey there Kid, Listen, I’m doing you a favor here: Offering you some sound advice from someone who’s been in this media biz for longer thanContinue reading “Zack’s Hate Mail from the Television Executive Who Signed Off on ABC’s ‘Cavemen’”