You know, you try and try and try to be careful out there on the roads. You keep your hand at ten or two, you only text behind the wheel when necessary or when you’re really in a hurry and you never drive if you’ve already thrown up from drinking. I mean, most of that stuffContinue reading “The Worst Part About Running Someone Over With Your Car Is That They Never Really Believe That You’re Sorry”
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If You’re Getting Divorced Over Breakfast, Why Not At Panera?
Uuuuugggghhhh. Alright, a couple of background notes about just what it is you’re seeing here: 1.) These people are getting a divorce in the near future. 2.) They do not know how to whisper; there’s no physical way to yell under your breath, although they tried valiantly. For like, an hour. 3.) The woman isContinue reading “If You’re Getting Divorced Over Breakfast, Why Not At Panera?”