That’s Not The Pre-Agreed Upon Abbreviation For ‘Refinance,’ Carrollton Bank, SILLY!

Weighing The Pros and Cons of Seeing ‘The Green Hornet’ Based On Thirty Second Ads

When you’re on a budget and eat as much expensive cereal as I do, you’ve gotta pick and choose which movies you’re going to pony up the dough to see in the theaters and which you’re going to wait until you can nab a DVD or can wait for three days to see from Netflix.Continue reading “Weighing The Pros and Cons of Seeing ‘The Green Hornet’ Based On Thirty Second Ads”

“EVERYBODY KNOWS I’M A MOTHERF*CKING MONSTER MUPPET” – Kanye West

I’ve already remonstrated how much I love Muppets. And I’ve already gone over how much I love it when Muppets rap. This is really well done. I can’t get enough of it. Go hard or go home. (via DonG lover)

MASTERFUL STROKE OF ARTISTIC GENIUS, LIFETIME ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT. SIMPLY MASTERFUL.

You can’t imagine how happy I was when I was going through my daily cat owner foibles message boards and saw this advertisement in the sidebar. “The Craigslist Killer” FINALLY coming to a Lifetime television station near you. I’m certain that with the quick, ripped-from-the-headlines turnaround of Lifetime’s crack squad of writers and healthy stableContinue reading “MASTERFUL STROKE OF ARTISTIC GENIUS, LIFETIME ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT. SIMPLY MASTERFUL.”

Three People I Really Want To Punch in the Wiener Right Now

Everybody needs somebody sometimes. And sometimes, that somebody needs a good punch to wiener. Just a solid shot. It’s the worst pain you can feel as a man, and there are three people who are the most deserving to me after a Christmas weekend full of doing almost nothing but watch TV. And it wasContinue reading “Three People I Really Want To Punch in the Wiener Right Now”

I’M NAWT DOING THIS FAR ANYBODY BUT ME AND MAHK WAHLBERG

Couple of items on the agenda to get to today people, so strap in: Oh, Mark Wahlberg. You never cease to make me laugh without directly meaning to. Amy Adams was on Conan┬álast night, talking about her upcoming role in the movie featured in that video up there, The Fighter. Having to be nitty-gritty SouthieContinue reading “I’M NAWT DOING THIS FAR ANYBODY BUT ME AND MAHK WAHLBERG”

This Expresses My Feelings On The Christmas Offerings of Children PRECISELY

Anyone who has kids, way younger siblings, nieces, nephews, cousins, or spatially confused grandparents can tell you, these gifts?…These are not my kind of gifts. The messy photo covered in glue and glitter? THAT GLITTER GETS EVERYWHERE, KID. The crudely crafted construction paper Christmas tree? We’ve already got a dandy Christmas tree, and WHAT DIDContinue reading “This Expresses My Feelings On The Christmas Offerings of Children PRECISELY”