Christmas time. It comes every year, and it really is the best time of the year. I love the merriment, the new cold (not like that February cold, where it’s been cold for so long that you’re ready to wear shorts as soon as it’s in the 50’s and would murder multiple people if theContinue reading “TIME FOR KRISTMAS TO GET KRUUUNK”
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This Expresses My Feelings On The Christmas Offerings of Children PRECISELY
Anyone who has kids, way younger siblings, nieces, nephews, cousins, or spatially confused grandparents can tell you, these gifts?…These are not my kind of gifts. The messy photo covered in glue and glitter? THAT GLITTER GETS EVERYWHERE, KID. The crudely crafted construction paper Christmas tree? We’ve already got a dandy Christmas tree, and WHAT DIDContinue reading “This Expresses My Feelings On The Christmas Offerings of Children PRECISELY”
ZACK STOVALL 