No way! You actually want to get in touch with me? Get out! You mean communicate with me personally? I’m flattered! You want to cultivate a relationship through the internet in order to get a better grasp of who I and perhaps who you are as a person? That is neat!
Get in touch with me through any of these convenient social media avenues:
If it’s urgent, I probably won’t be of much help. I don’t deal well with fire and am somewhat clumsy. Just a fair warning. And if, after several attempts, I don’t get back to you, try again. Or quit!