This is a thing


How are you? I’m doing well. My name is Zack, and I like saying, writing, and drawing funny things. It’s not like I don’t like a lot of other things, like cake and pictures of dogs doing human activities, but this is mainly just about the funny things.

This is my website, which is a thing that exists on the Internet. This has all of that stuff I was talking about earlier in a way that you can find it easily on your very own computer, AND it has many ways in which you can get in touch with me. That is neat!

Don’t worry, I think I’m very stupid, too.


PS – I’m hungry right now. Just felt like I needed to say that.

PPS – One time I hit an owl with a snowball from about 15 feet below and 25 feet away (a²+b²=c², c= 29.1547594742 feet total) from him. It’s by far the most athletic thing I’ve ever done, and I live in constant fear that the owl is still hunting me.

Somewhat Recent Happenings:

Here is my Pecha Kucha presentation of my new series “Fancy Things.” For more info on that bidness, click here.