FANCY UPDATE: Follow Fancy Things on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram, or apply to be the driver of my Fancy rickshaw if social media isn’t your (WAIT FOR IT) Fancy. More updates are nigh, but that is Fancifully all for now. *** I’ve been doing random drawings (collectively known as #zackstovart [GET IT?! IT’S LIKE MYContinue reading “Fancy Things”
Did some more standing up and talking and this was a two minute segment from that. That is all.
As most of you know, I do stand up around St. Louis. It’s a lot of fun, and living in a city in which I don’t know that many people, it’s a great way to do my own thing for myself and meet other people. One of the people I’ve met is Gene Kitsmiller. He’sContinue reading “Gene Kitsmiller: ‘Bucket List’ Stand Up Comedian”
Cut it out, guys. CUT IT OUT. I know you’ve all heard it and a lot of people are talking about it and mainly people are talking MAD CRAP about it but SERIOUSLY, guys. You’ve GOT to stop making fun of Rebecca Black. She’s my cousin, and ever since this video (THAT SHE WORKED REALLY HARD ON, BYContinue reading “Guys, Seriously? STOP Making Fun of Rebecca Black…She’s My Cousin and She’s Like Super Upset All The Time Now”
Duly noted, Mr. Lumpkin. Duly noted.
Here’s the scenario: You need something random for your house or apartment. “Need” is a little strong. You want something for your abode, but it’s nothing that you’re actually wanting to spend any sort of significant amount of money for. Pier One, Crate and Barrell, even places like Target can get pricey. You’re looking for aContinue reading “Witnessing the Raw Humanity of an Illinois Flea Market”
Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone. I’d go on some unoriginal and long-winded rant about how Valentine’s Day is a manufactured holiday that sends couples into agony and more profits into Hallmark executive’s wallets, but quite frankly it’s been done, and I actually don’t mind it. Everybody likes a good dinner, and a good excuse toContinue reading “Happy Valentine’s Day From Zack…May It Be Better Than His First Valentine’s Date Experience”
In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers:
Two words: WEAK SAUCE. Like the Mom said, if beauty pageants weren’t about beauty they wouldn’t be called beauty pageants. Little girl needs to GROW THE EFF UP AND TAKE THAT SCALDING HOT WAX LIKE THE GROWN WOMAN SHE CLEARLY ISN’T. Those eyebrows that were removed? UNSIGHTLY. I guess. I don’t know I couldn’t really seeContinue reading “How To And How To Not Compete And WIN Beauty Pageants”
You’ve got some nerve interrupting a perfectly fine afternoon by asking me if I’m watching When Harry Met Sally. Some nerve! You know my girlfriend isn’t here right now, she’s at work, so why would I, working from home BY MYSELF, be watching what is regarded by anyone with a brain functioning between their earsContinue reading “NO, I’M NOT WATCHING ‘When Harry Met Sally’ WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU INTERRUPT MY MOVIE TO ASK THAT?”