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Zack’s Hate Mail From The Most Adorable Little Girl You’ve Ever Seen Who Is Also His Downstairs Neighbor

In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers:

To Whomever Broke Into My Car A Couple of Weekends Ago: I’m So Sorry

To Whomever Broke Into My Car A Couple of Weekends Ago, My name is Zack, and I’m the owner of the car you broke into a couple of weekends ago. Let me start by saying this immediately: I am so sorry. It appears as if it was an unsuccessful heist. Unless, of course, it wasContinue reading “To Whomever Broke Into My Car A Couple of Weekends Ago: I’m So Sorry”

Terry Gaither Advice on Letting Employees Go

Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, Thinking about moving some of myContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Letting Employees Go”

Heed This Man or Pay Lifetimes of Untold Misfortunes

It’s no secret: the internets are a good place. From it, you can derive a whole host of things to get you through your almost assuredly miserable existence. Sites and devices have been created for just such a purpose; youtube, twitter, facebook, etc. And yet, there are still people who – for lack of betterContinue reading “Heed This Man or Pay Lifetimes of Untold Misfortunes”

Terry Gaither Advice on Teamwork, Time Management and Extramarital Affairs

   Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, Our boss has us workingContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Teamwork, Time Management and Extramarital Affairs”

Terry Gaither Advice on Worker’s Comp, Help from the Boss, and Career Changes

Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, I slipped and fractured myContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Worker’s Comp, Help from the Boss, and Career Changes”

Man Who Freaked Out Over Sandra Bullock’s Oscar Unsure of How to Overreact to News of Her Divorce

Obviously, this video came out a couple of weeks ago. However, his Beloved has also had some sadder news come out, namely that her jacked-up, tattooed, motorcycle-enthusiast, badboy husband cheated on her with another another tattooed covered individual. Didn’t see this coming? DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING. …not that I follow Hollywood gossip all day everyContinue reading “Man Who Freaked Out Over Sandra Bullock’s Oscar Unsure of How to Overreact to News of Her Divorce”

Disappointment That The Actual Year 2015 Will Probably Look Nothing Like Year 2015 From ‘Back to the Future II’

So it’s 2010 now. We’ve limped into this decade and the first two notable things to happen were a devestating earthquake hitting already-devastated Haiti and Ke$ha. But that’s the third strike for me. I’ve never been much of a whimsical guy, prone to flights of fantasy or grandeur or anything overtly complicated like that. MostContinue reading “Disappointment That The Actual Year 2015 Will Probably Look Nothing Like Year 2015 From ‘Back to the Future II’”