So it’s 2010 now. We’ve limped into this decade and the first two notable things to happen were a devestating earthquake hitting already-devastated Haiti and Ke$ha. But that’s the third strike for me. I’ve never been much of a whimsical guy, prone to flights of fantasy or grandeur or anything overtly complicated like that. MostContinue reading “Disappointment That The Actual Year 2015 Will Probably Look Nothing Like Year 2015 From ‘Back to the Future II’”
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This Is What I Would Like To Do For A Living
Ahhh, those crazy Russians. Always flaunting their creative devices in my face. From Icehouse, a link to some sort of communist Web site, in this post, showing all of the scenes one can create with simple wire and a can-do attitude…and I’m sure many hours of spare time. Here are a few favorites: They’re allContinue reading “This Is What I Would Like To Do For A Living”
Terry Gaither Advice on Leveraging, Office Expenditures, and Competitive Relationships
Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, I’ve been offered a fairlyContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Leveraging, Office Expenditures, and Competitive Relationships”
I Don’t Envy Pro Athletes; I Just Want All Their Fame and Money
Tasteful and moderate ambition aside, I really don’t envy professional athletes. No really. I don’t. This is not to be confused with their fame, money, and other intangibles that come with being a professional athlete. These I envy, and do so greatly and unashamedly.
The Pissed Off Party: We’re Here To Wreck Congress With a Cane, Thank You
Finally! A political party with some BRATITUDE!! From a buddy of mine with a full head of hair, apparently, there is a political party – The Pissed Off Party – that is aiming to replace every incumbant in the current United States Congress; Republican, Democrat, Independent, Green and whatever it is you call Joe Lieberman.Continue reading “The Pissed Off Party: We’re Here To Wreck Congress With a Cane, Thank You”
Terry Gaither Advice on Bosses, Interviews and Religion
Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, I’ve always prided myself onContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Bosses, Interviews and Religion”
Just When You Thought Your Messiah Couldn’t Get Any Cooler
Jesus slaying vampires. Thank you, Internets. I suppose if the whole creating-a-cross as a defense against vampires works, Jesus himself would have to do a pretty good job as well. I’ve always said my grandpa – who literally carried garlic in his front pocket to eat with his every meal – would be a downrightContinue reading “Just When You Thought Your Messiah Couldn’t Get Any Cooler”
If You’re Getting Divorced Over Breakfast, Why Not At Panera?
Uuuuugggghhhh. Alright, a couple of background notes about just what it is you’re seeing here: 1.) These people are getting a divorce in the near future. 2.) They do not know how to whisper; there’s no physical way to yell under your breath, although they tried valiantly. For like, an hour. 3.) The woman isContinue reading “If You’re Getting Divorced Over Breakfast, Why Not At Panera?”
Finally, We Can Categorize This Insult More Thoroughly
If children are the future, expect the future to be just as insult-laiden as the present day, but more thoroughly so. A third grade kid in Washington D.C. left a long, multiple-page manifesto, titled “Types of Bitches.” The taxonomy is pretty self-explanatory: there’s a bitch, and it fits a certain profile. Wondrous. Anything that keeps meContinue reading “Finally, We Can Categorize This Insult More Thoroughly”
Zack’s Hate Mail from Joey of ‘Friends’
> In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers: Dear Zack, I just came across this computer page, and I couldn’t be more upset. After getting someone to read this for me, I thinkContinue reading “Zack’s Hate Mail from Joey of ‘Friends’”
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