The Pissed Off Party: We’re Here To Wreck Congress With a Cane, Thank You

"Jam it down our throats in 2009...We'll stick it up your ass in 2010!"

Finally! A political party with some BRATITUDE!!

From a buddy of mine with a full head of hair, apparently, there is a political party – The Pissed Off Party – that is aiming to replace every incumbant in the current United States Congress; Republican, Democrat, Independent, Green and whatever it is you call Joe Lieberman.

Now I know I hung up the whole political journalism thing awhile back but GOOD GOD THIS IS SWEET. Not that I’m inclined to join the party or anything, but let’s face it, there’s nothing funnier than old people yelling in general or with regard to political action. And trust me, this is all old people, or friends of old people who can’t make other friends.

Sometimes I go up to the Luby’s by my apartment around 4:00 in the afternoon and yell “BLACK PRESIDENT!” at the top of my lungs, and watch a hilarious weak-boned fistfight/brawl unfold. Now that chaos is uniting! Oh, man. Do you remember how good Grumpy Old Men was? THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT!

Published by Zack Stovall

Writer living in New York, NY.

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