And then EVERYTHING WENT AWRY AWESOME. Remember folks, the best part about a three day weekend is a four day work week. Happy WednesdaythatfeelslikeaTuesday.
TOLEDO, OH – When asked about her ex-husband, Umpire Jim Joyce, and his blown call that cost Detroit Tiger’s pitcher Armando Galarraga a perfect game, an indignant Eunice Hampton-Joyce said “Well, that just figures” through gnashed teeth. “He was wrong about everything,” nagged Hampton-Joyce, who claims to be happier alone than with Joyce. “How toContinue reading “Former Mrs. Jim Joyce: “Well That Just Figures””
As you know, yesterday Oakland Athletics pitcher Dallas Braden pitched a perfect game. That means 27 batters, 27 outs. Only 109 pitches. Pretty sick stuff. But color me unimpressed. Okay, okay, I’m just kidding. It’s ridiculously impressive. But Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter one time. And while I understand that that – while just asContinue reading “Not To Take Anything Away From That Mother’s Day Perfect Game, But Did He Do It On LSD? Didn’t Think So”
Finally! A political party with some BRATITUDE!! From a buddy of mine with a full head of hair, apparently, there is a political party – The Pissed Off Party – that is aiming to replace every incumbant in the current United States Congress; Republican, Democrat, Independent, Green and whatever it is you call Joe Lieberman.Continue reading “The Pissed Off Party: We’re Here To Wreck Congress With a Cane, Thank You”
If children are the future, expect the future to be just as insult-laiden as the present day, but more thoroughly so. A third grade kid in Washington D.C. left a long, multiple-page manifesto, titled “Types of Bitches.” The taxonomy is pretty self-explanatory: there’s a bitch, and it fits a certain profile. Wondrous. Anything that keeps meContinue reading “Finally, We Can Categorize This Insult More Thoroughly”