you know I really can’t stand people who try and steal my man either

This Is The Sound of Me Vomiting All Over Myself In Fear

Finally, We Can Categorize This Insult More Thoroughly

If children are the future, expect the future to be just as insult-laiden as the present day, but more thoroughly so. A third grade kid in Washington D.C. left a long, multiple-page manifesto, titled “Types of Bitches.” The taxonomy is pretty self-explanatory: there’s a bitch, and it fits a certain profile. Wondrous. Anything that keeps meContinue reading “Finally, We Can Categorize This Insult More Thoroughly”