John Wall ‘Extremely Disappointed’ Probable Selection By Washington Will Not Make Him Actual Wizard

RALEIGH, N.C. – NCAA Player of the Year John Wall said his initial cheer at the possibility of playing for the NBA in Washington was slightly less-enthusiastic after word that he would not actually gain the powers and abilities of a wizard if drafted by the team. The Wizards, who won last night’s NBA DraftContinue reading “John Wall ‘Extremely Disappointed’ Probable Selection By Washington Will Not Make Him Actual Wizard”

Clausen: “I’m Ready To Get Started Letting People Down Right Now”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK, NEW YORK – Former Notre Dame quarterback and projected-first-round draft selection Jimmy Clausen told reporters Thursday that, no matter who drafts him, he’s ready to start letting down that team’s fan base immediately. “I don’t have any illusions,” said Clausen, prepping for tonight’s primetime NFL Draft, “But I’m ready to goContinue reading “Clausen: “I’m Ready To Get Started Letting People Down Right Now””

Disappointment That The Actual Year 2015 Will Probably Look Nothing Like Year 2015 From ‘Back to the Future II’

So it’s 2010 now. We’ve limped into this decade and the first two notable things to happen were a devestating earthquake hitting already-devastated Haiti and Ke$ha. But that’s the third strike for me. I’ve never been much of a whimsical guy, prone to flights of fantasy or grandeur or anything overtly complicated like that. MostContinue reading “Disappointment That The Actual Year 2015 Will Probably Look Nothing Like Year 2015 From ‘Back to the Future II’”