EMERGENCY FREAK OUT TIME, HOMIES. I pulled or tweaked or otherwise injured a muscle in my back, like right in the middle on the left side of my back. This has made even the most menial leanings-over to get off the couch or bending over to pick up a slice of cheese that fell onContinue reading “Quick, I Need Injury Stories To Tell People Instead of Telling Them I Pulled A Muscle Sneezing Too Hard”
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Why Is It EVERY Time I Go To The Grocery Store I Grab The ONE Motorized Cart With the Squeaky Wheel?
So I’m in the grocery store, and has this happened to anyone else? Sweet mercy, is it annoying or what?! It’s like EVERY time I go to the grocery store I grab the ONE motorized cart with the squeaky wheel! I mean, I’m trying to get my groceries here, I’m not looking for a workContinue reading “Why Is It EVERY Time I Go To The Grocery Store I Grab The ONE Motorized Cart With the Squeaky Wheel?”
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, PIZZA HUT
Okay, I’ve remonstrated before about the dangers of food ideas that looks great in toilets on paper, but probably shouldn’t be brought out in the light of day, but this one hits me WHERE IT HURTS: Pizza. For those of you who know me, you know I’m not exactly “fat,” but definitely not in shape.Continue reading “YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, PIZZA HUT”
Terry Gaither Advice on Teamwork, Time Management and Extramarital Affairs
Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, Our boss has us workingContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Teamwork, Time Management and Extramarital Affairs”
ZACK STOVALL 