Quick, I Need Injury Stories To Tell People Instead of Telling Them I Pulled A Muscle Sneezing Too Hard

EMERGENCY FREAK OUT TIME, HOMIES. I pulled or tweaked or otherwise injured a muscle in my back, like right in the middle on the left side of my back. This has made even the most menial leanings-over to get off the couch or bending over to pick up a slice of cheese that fell onContinue reading “Quick, I Need Injury Stories To Tell People Instead of Telling Them I Pulled A Muscle Sneezing Too Hard”

Famous Last Words: Mine Will Be “I’m Standing Right Behind You”

“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.” – Winston Churchill Above is a five minute video of some all-time best last words from the movies. Pretty boss. Famous last words are always pretty cool. I mean, that’s the last thingContinue reading “Famous Last Words: Mine Will Be “I’m Standing Right Behind You””