EMERGENCY FREAK OUT TIME, HOMIES. I pulled or tweaked or otherwise injured a muscle in my back, like right in the middle on the left side of my back. This has made even the most menial leanings-over to get off the couch or bending over to pick up a slice of cheese that fell onContinue reading “Quick, I Need Injury Stories To Tell People Instead of Telling Them I Pulled A Muscle Sneezing Too Hard”
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What To Do This Weekend: Gotta Gotta Get Up To Get Down
I don’t know what it is about me, but every Thursday evening to Friday afternoon, I get asked “What’s going on this weekend?”, even by people who live NOWHERE NEAR ME. Maybe it’s my sterling track record of competitive dance-offs. Maybe it’s my sharp dressing (Air Force Ones ONLY…and suspenders sometimes). Maybe it’s because whenContinue reading “What To Do This Weekend: Gotta Gotta Get Up To Get Down”
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, PIZZA HUT
Okay, I’ve remonstrated before about the dangers of food ideas that looks great in toilets on paper, but probably shouldn’t be brought out in the light of day, but this one hits me WHERE IT HURTS: Pizza. For those of you who know me, you know I’m not exactly “fat,” but definitely not in shape.Continue reading “YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, PIZZA HUT”
Just When You Thought We Couldn’t Piss Those Terrorists Off Anymore
Wow. Just…wow. Alright, people. Let’s compose ourselves. Here’s the scoop: KFC stands or used to stand for Kentucky Fried Chicken. They’re a popular fast food vendor of chicken products and had an old white curmudgeon as their spokesman before he died and was brought back to life in animation form. He even cabbage patches now.Continue reading “Just When You Thought We Couldn’t Piss Those Terrorists Off Anymore”
ZACK STOVALL 