Inception was awesome, so I’ll talk about it any chance I get. Wait. Did you NOT see Inception? What’s YOUR problem? That’s unbelievable. What, did you think Christopher Nolan would just make a bad movie every once in a while? YOU KNOW HE’S MADE SO MANY POOR FILMS. “I didn’t know what it was about,”Continue reading “‘Inception’ + Precious Critters = ADORABLY INTENSE”
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You Didn’t REALLY Think I’d Let You Go For The Weekend Without Showing You An Iguana Farting, Did You?
CHILD PLEASE. This is the most important thing on the Internet right now. Check it before you wreck it. Have a great weekend you guys. It’s Halloween, but remember, don’t celebrate it on the 31st, which is a Sunday, otherwise it’s straight to Hell for you. Doesn’t matter all the other great stuff you’ve doneContinue reading “You Didn’t REALLY Think I’d Let You Go For The Weekend Without Showing You An Iguana Farting, Did You?”
NERDALERT NERDALERT NERDALERT NERDALERT NERALERT
The funniest thing about this, and it’s just for me I guess, is that the look of “Whaaaa…?” that you’re likely giving this kid is the EXACT face my girlfriend gives me when I talk about fantasy football, Animorphs, or the addition or subtraction of two integers greater than 5. (h/t to John Schulte and hisContinue reading “NERDALERT NERDALERT NERDALERT NERDALERT NERALERT”
OMIGAHJUSTINBIEBERMOVIEOMIGAH OHCRAPIT’SIN3DIT’SIN3D OMIGAHOHCRAPOHMIGAH
OMIGAH I can’t believe it’s finally happening for me. FINALLY a movie that I can wait in line for days by camping out in a tent I don’t know how to construct. FINALLY we have a Best Picture contender that isn’t about stupid dreams or Facebook (even though Facebook is totally awesome [NEVER give upContinue reading “OMIGAHJUSTINBIEBERMOVIEOMIGAH OHCRAPIT’SIN3DIT’SIN3D OMIGAHOHCRAPOHMIGAH”
Five Things I’ve Been Doing Since I Haven’t Been Doing This As Much
Took a little break from this beloved depot of mindless humor(ish) material, and in the meantime, people have been asking “Zack, WHAT have you been doing?” Well, sweet sassy molassy, I’ve been busy. Here are just five of the LITERALLY COUNTLESS things I’ve been doing, all of which are really, really important: 1. Watched aboutContinue reading “Five Things I’ve Been Doing Since I Haven’t Been Doing This As Much”
Brett Favre and His Weiner Are Taking Asia By Storm
I haven’t been following this whole Brett Favre texting his weiner to some people very closely. One website I follow pretty closely, Kissing Suzy Kolber, offered to show it to me, as one of their founders works for Deadspin, who unearthed the penis. I declined. No, really, I’ve never seen it. But luckily I have-….Continue reading “Brett Favre and His Weiner Are Taking Asia By Storm”
Famous Last Words: Mine Will Be “I’m Standing Right Behind You”
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.” – Winston Churchill Above is a five minute video of some all-time best last words from the movies. Pretty boss. Famous last words are always pretty cool. I mean, that’s the last thingContinue reading “Famous Last Words: Mine Will Be “I’m Standing Right Behind You””
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