Sorry about the recent dearth of posting in the past few weeks. I’ve been performing a lot in the past couple of months, and am also hustling all kinds of exotic animals for money, both of which are time and energy-consuming. Also, unlike the foreign wildlife, this site doesn’t make me nearly as many dollars as I’d like it to, so often is put on the back-burner. MY MOST SINCERE APOLOGIES.
However, my performance schedule should be lightening up in the coming week(s?) or so, as my friends begin to travel hither and yon. Also, I’ve just learned that my next shipment of albino shrieking gators has been overtaken by Somalian pirates, while the boat carrying African fire ostriches has been sunk, ironically killing all aboard (the irony is that African fire ostriches are actually very good swimmers, but have little endurance).
So hang tight. Follow my tweets, because that can be done easily from my phone. I like you all very much.
Thanks for keeping on the reading, whoever you are,
Zack
ZACK STOVALL 
I NEED MY FUNNY!