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Sometimes I Feel Like The Hi-Pointe Theatre Just Isn’t Trying Anymore

George W. Bush May Not Have Been The Worst President, But He’s Certainly The Most Likely To Take a Picture of His Own Dump

  I picked up my girlfriend’s nephew from school the other day a.) because I was free at 3:00 in the afternoon and b.) because I’m the nicest guy you’ve ever met in your entire life. Traffic happened to be a little crowded that day on the way back to his grandma’s house, where IContinue reading “George W. Bush May Not Have Been The Worst President, But He’s Certainly The Most Likely To Take a Picture of His Own Dump”

Brazilian Crash Test Dummies Abound in Key West

I’ve had several friends send me links to this story. It’s something you should all read because these people are among you every day: Taking razors to their respective crotches, not only in broad day light, but while driving to meet you or someone you know. Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday atContinue reading “Brazilian Crash Test Dummies Abound in Key West”