Category Archives: Ransom Thoughts
So This Guy In My Office, Dale From Accounting, Was Trying To Print Something the Other Day
And then EVERYTHING WENT AWRY AWESOME. Remember folks, the best part about a three day weekend is a four day work week. Happy WednesdaythatfeelslikeaTuesday.
I’ve Never RSVP’d AFFIRMATIVE Faster For Anything Ever
National “Thank A Lamp Post For a Job Well Done With a Pat On The Back” Day is Today
Friends Whom I Find Humorous, Entertaining, and Unavoidable and Who Also Maintain Their Own Webbing Sites
Today I feel like spreading love. Everyone has their office routine. You get to work, or wake up and finally get in front of a computer, and you go to certain regular sites, usually news or interest related. I usually go in this order: The Daily Beast ESPN The Ghost of Roy Hobbs The IcehouseContinue reading “Friends Whom I Find Humorous, Entertaining, and Unavoidable and Who Also Maintain Their Own Webbing Sites”
Sometimes I Feel Like The Hi-Pointe Theatre Just Isn’t Trying Anymore
WHO’S THE DEADMAN HOISTING THE GHANA FLAG IN MY HOOD?!
Michelle Obama Is Pretty Pumped About Zack Coming Back
Don’t Worry, Bidness Will Be Back Again Shortly
Sorry about the recent dearth of posting in the past few weeks. I’ve been performing a lot in the past couple of months, and am also hustling all kinds of exotic animals for money, both of which are time and energy-consuming. Also, unlike the foreign wildlife, this site doesn’t make me nearly as many dollarsContinue reading “Don’t Worry, Bidness Will Be Back Again Shortly”
Former Mrs. Jim Joyce: “Well That Just Figures”
TOLEDO, OH – When asked about her ex-husband, Umpire Jim Joyce, and his blown call that cost Detroit Tiger’s pitcher Armando Galarraga a perfect game, an indignant Eunice Hampton-Joyce said “Well, that just figures” through gnashed teeth. “He was wrong about everything,” nagged Hampton-Joyce, who claims to be happier alone than with Joyce. “How toContinue reading “Former Mrs. Jim Joyce: “Well That Just Figures””