If pictures speak 1,000 words, mug shots speak the same number of words, but in a police report and therefore hilarious format. I’ve never had the pleasure of being forced into a police vehicle or spent any time in the pokey, but getting arrested seems pretty awesome. At least people getting arrested has been awesomeContinue reading “Whether or Not You Have Teeth, It’s Just Polite To Smile For Your Mug Shot”
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Keeping It Real and Sticking It To The Man Are Usually Synonymous
Sometimes, authority needs to be told. Sometimes, when the fuzz is totally busting your chops for loitering, they need to be told. Sometimes, when some player haterĀ is all up in your grill about this, that, and the other thing, they need to be told. And sometimes, when your mom is throwing your computer across theContinue reading “Keeping It Real and Sticking It To The Man Are Usually Synonymous”