Zack’s Hate Mail from Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage

In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers: Dearest Zachary, While I certainly do not wish to dilute the waters of the pool of creativity I see in the world today – a poolContinue reading “Zack’s Hate Mail from Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage”

The Worst Part About Running Someone Over With Your Car Is That They Never Really Believe That You’re Sorry

You know, you try and try and try to be careful out there on the roads. You keep your hand at ten or two, you only text behind the wheel when necessary or when you’re really in a hurry and you never drive if you’ve already thrown up from drinking. I mean, most of that stuffContinue reading “The Worst Part About Running Someone Over With Your Car Is That They Never Really Believe That You’re Sorry”

I’m Growing More and More Skeptical of This Alleged ‘Hootie and the Blowfish’ Comeback I’ve Been Hearing So Much About For Awhile Now

Zack’s Hate Mail from the Tiger Who Mauled Roy of ‘Siegfried and Roy’

In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers: Dear Potential Prey, I’m only going to say this once, because that’s how many times I have to say something before a situation I find bothersomeContinue reading “Zack’s Hate Mail from the Tiger Who Mauled Roy of ‘Siegfried and Roy’”