Author Archives: Zack Stovall

THE DANCERS TASTE LIKE DANCERS and THE SCHNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SCHNOZZBERRIES!

So This Guy In My Office, Dale From Accounting, Was Trying To Print Something the Other Day

And then EVERYTHING WENT AWRY AWESOME. Remember folks, the best part about a three day weekend is a four day work week. Happy WednesdaythatfeelslikeaTuesday.

Zack’s Hate Mail From Your Recently Deposed Church Youth Minister

In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers: Dear Zack, I must say that it pains me to read this unholy drivel. I spend plenty of time on this computer and on the internetContinue reading “Zack’s Hate Mail From Your Recently Deposed Church Youth Minister”

Disney Movies + Three 6 Mafia = Utterly Awesome

This is one of my favorite videos of all time for a number of reasons. It goes without saying that I’m a huge Disney fan. I grew up on movies like Alice in Wonderland, Aladdin, Robin Hood (the one with the fox, not Kevin Costner), and Beauty and the Beast. Any reference therein is dulyContinue reading “Disney Movies + Three 6 Mafia = Utterly Awesome”

Terry Gaither Advice on Worker Motivation, Computers, and Bedroom Secrets

Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, I run a web-advertising firm, andContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Worker Motivation, Computers, and Bedroom Secrets”

Friends Whom I Find Humorous, Entertaining, and Unavoidable and Who Also Maintain Their Own Webbing Sites

Today I feel like spreading love. Everyone has their office routine. You get to work, or wake up and finally get in front of a computer, and you go to certain regular sites, usually news or interest related. I usually go in this order: The Daily Beast ESPN The Ghost of Roy Hobbs The IcehouseContinue reading “Friends Whom I Find Humorous, Entertaining, and Unavoidable and Who Also Maintain Their Own Webbing Sites”

Sometimes I Feel Like The Hi-Pointe Theatre Just Isn’t Trying Anymore

To Whomever Broke Into My Car A Couple of Weekends Ago: I’m So Sorry

To Whomever Broke Into My Car A Couple of Weekends Ago, My name is Zack, and I’m the owner of the car you broke into a couple of weekends ago. Let me start by saying this immediately: I am so sorry. It appears as if it was an unsuccessful heist. Unless, of course, it wasContinue reading “To Whomever Broke Into My Car A Couple of Weekends Ago: I’m So Sorry”

I Hate Hate Hate Germany Ghana

(The first draft of this article was written immediatley after the United States secured passage onto the next round of the World Cup, when it seemed inevitable that Germany would come in second in its group, pitting these old foes against one another. Of course, the Krauts won their stupid, stupid group, leaving us toContinue reading “I Hate Hate Hate Germany Ghana”