Author Archives: Zack Stovall

Terry Gaither Advice on Worker’s Comp, Help from the Boss, and Career Changes

Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, I slipped and fractured myContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Worker’s Comp, Help from the Boss, and Career Changes”

Man Who Freaked Out Over Sandra Bullock’s Oscar Unsure of How to Overreact to News of Her Divorce

Obviously, this video came out a couple of weeks ago. However, his Beloved has also had some sadder news come out, namely that her jacked-up, tattooed, motorcycle-enthusiast, badboy husband cheated on her with another another tattooed covered individual. Didn’t see this coming? DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING. …not that I follow Hollywood gossip all day everyContinue reading “Man Who Freaked Out Over Sandra Bullock’s Oscar Unsure of How to Overreact to News of Her Divorce”

I’m Growing More and More Skeptical of This Alleged ‘Hootie and the Blowfish’ Comeback I’ve Been Hearing So Much About For Awhile Now

Disappointment That The Actual Year 2015 Will Probably Look Nothing Like Year 2015 From ‘Back to the Future II’

So it’s 2010 now. We’ve limped into this decade and the first two notable things to happen were a devestating earthquake hitting already-devastated Haiti and Ke$ha. But that’s the third strike for me. I’ve never been much of a whimsical guy, prone to flights of fantasy or grandeur or anything overtly complicated like that. MostContinue reading “Disappointment That The Actual Year 2015 Will Probably Look Nothing Like Year 2015 From ‘Back to the Future II’”

Do You Have To Understand Anything About A Subject To Think It’s Awesome?

So, guys. Ong Bok 3 is coming out! I can’t wait for it! I’ve been really excited ever since I saw the other films in the Ong Bok saga. It is a movie about an oriental man (I’m going to say Japanese) who knows martial arts. He knows so many martial arts, he has toContinue reading “Do You Have To Understand Anything About A Subject To Think It’s Awesome?”

Zack’s Hate Mail from a Guy Who Tries To Relate Too Many Personal, Social Situations To ‘The Dark Knight’

In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers: Dear Loser, Why so serious not funny? Let’s wind the clock back one year. You were living in Arkansas, writing about politics and various dribble andContinue reading “Zack’s Hate Mail from a Guy Who Tries To Relate Too Many Personal, Social Situations To ‘The Dark Knight’”

Don’t Bother Trying To Be My Friend If Dogs Jumping Out of Airplanes Doesn’t Amaze You

Remember how awesome those Air Bud movies and their subsequent sequels were? Me either, that’s because I didn’t watch them, precisely due to a lack of awesome. Prepare to meet awesomeness. A British newspaper sends this report that dogs are jumping out of airplanes with soldiers to fight in Afghanistan and are specifically trained toContinue reading “Don’t Bother Trying To Be My Friend If Dogs Jumping Out of Airplanes Doesn’t Amaze You”

This Is What I Would Like To Do For A Living

Ahhh, those crazy Russians. Always flaunting their creative devices in my face. From Icehouse, a link to some sort of communist Web site, in this post, showing all of the scenes one can create with simple wire and a can-do attitude…and I’m sure many hours of spare time. Here are a few favorites: They’re allContinue reading “This Is What I Would Like To Do For A Living”