Category Archives: Ransom Thoughts

So This Guy In My Office, Dale From Accounting, Was Trying To Print Something the Other Day

And then EVERYTHING WENT AWRY AWESOME. Remember folks, the best part about a three day weekend is a four day work week. Happy WednesdaythatfeelslikeaTuesday.

Friends Whom I Find Humorous, Entertaining, and Unavoidable and Who Also Maintain Their Own Webbing Sites

Today I feel like spreading love. Everyone has their office routine. You get to work, or wake up and finally get in front of a computer, and you go to certain regular sites, usually news or interest related. I usually go in this order: The Daily Beast ESPN The Ghost of Roy Hobbs The IcehouseContinue reading “Friends Whom I Find Humorous, Entertaining, and Unavoidable and Who Also Maintain Their Own Webbing Sites”

Sometimes I Feel Like The Hi-Pointe Theatre Just Isn’t Trying Anymore

Don’t Worry, Bidness Will Be Back Again Shortly

Sorry about the recent dearth of posting in the past few weeks. I’ve been performing a lot in the past couple of months, and am also hustling all kinds of exotic animals for money, both of which are time and energy-consuming. Also, unlike the foreign wildlife, this site doesn’t make me nearly as many dollarsContinue reading “Don’t Worry, Bidness Will Be Back Again Shortly”

Former Mrs. Jim Joyce: “Well That Just Figures”

TOLEDO, OH – When asked about her ex-husband, Umpire Jim Joyce, and his blown call that cost Detroit Tiger’s pitcher Armando Galarraga a perfect game, an indignant Eunice Hampton-Joyce said “Well, that just figures” through gnashed teeth. “He was wrong about everything,” nagged Hampton-Joyce, who claims to be happier alone than with Joyce. “How toContinue reading “Former Mrs. Jim Joyce: “Well That Just Figures””

Muppet Sam the Eagle Has A Memorial Day Message For All You American Women Out There

The Muppets are awesome. That is all you need to know. Happy Memorial Day, erryone.

I Would Never Do Anything To Ruin Our Friendship Like Poop My Pants

Not feeling particularly inspired on this day, so here’s a clip I like to call “Ole Faithful” since it makes me laugh absolutely every time I see it. Seriously. I had it bookmarked on my phone so I could watch it if I ever had to sit down for more than a couple of minutes. DonaldContinue reading “I Would Never Do Anything To Ruin Our Friendship Like Poop My Pants”