The video above is of some European television show host, whose show consists of candid camera pranks. Something went horribly, horribly wrong here. A couple of thoughts: Who immediately thinks that this is the best solution to stop someone? “Why, I’m going to falcon kick this fleeing bandit!” Answer: Someone who has done this before.Continue reading “Stupid European Candid Camera Television Host Given Whatfor, and Violently So”
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Zack’s Hate Mail From Whoever Stepped In Zack’s Dog’s Poop That Zack Didn’t Clean Up After His Walk
In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers: Hey, man. Is that your dog? It’s a simple enough question: Is that your dog?
British Man Gives Perfectly Rational Description of An Angry Dog In Ridiculously Outlandish Shirt
I love how his wife is just standing there, barely acknowledging the insanity going on beside her. Must happen a lot. Or, you never know, that could be EXACTLY how the dog acted. (h/t Icehouse’s Mom)
We’ve Got Company, We’ve Got Company
Cliches abound! My favorite is the one involving Steven Seagal, what with his current legal entaglement. He’s got company? GET IT! Watch out: When Seagal gets entangled, arms get broke.
A True Southern Patriot Previews The Upcoming Return of ‘Glee’
To better connect with our audience for pop culture analysis, we are employing the services of someone who gets Real Americans and can share their values through his analysis. From Goose Knuckle, Alabama, here’s our pop culture correspondent, Danny Joe Hampel, Jr.: If you’re like me, every night at about 6:30 you’re watching the 30 minutes ofContinue reading “A True Southern Patriot Previews The Upcoming Return of ‘Glee’”
That Bowl-Cut, Portly, Asian Sensation? OH, HE’S BACK TO MELT FACES.
He’s back. He’s back he’s back he’s back and I’m just so happy about it. This time our Beloved, Lin Yu Chun (hey! he DOES have a name!) decides to kick it up a notch; and I do mean KICK IT! (rimshot?) Look at those moves! The dexterity! The command! The prowess! The Grace! MyContinue reading “That Bowl-Cut, Portly, Asian Sensation? OH, HE’S BACK TO MELT FACES.”
My Uncle Dale Really Used To Be Something Back In The Day
Anytime I’ve struggled to succeed or to find my way in the world, I’ve always looked to people in my own family for support and guidance, one member in particular. From what I’ve gathered through various stories, tales, legends, and yellowed headlines, my Uncle Dale really used to be something back in the day. NotContinue reading “My Uncle Dale Really Used To Be Something Back In The Day”
Why, It’s The Perfect Day To Go To The Park and Sleep In Your Car!
Zack’s Hate Mail from a Cardigan and Skinny Jeans Wearing Hipster
In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers:
Terry Gaither Advice on Local Investments, Mutual Options and Pregnancy
Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, Looking for a good local businessContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Local Investments, Mutual Options and Pregnancy”
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