Being from Arkansas, I am prone to the misguided attacks of wonton, unmerited accusations of a redneck ancestry that couldn’t be further from my proverbial roots. But yeah, this probably happened in Arkansas. Maybe not this episode specifically, but a man has definitely been taken down due to wackiness involving (homemade) alcohol and a (homemade)Continue reading “Steve and a Law Enforcement Officer Reach An Impass About the Proper Conveyance To and From an Oyster Shack”
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Clausen: “I’m Ready To Get Started Letting People Down Right Now”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK, NEW YORK – Former Notre Dame quarterback and projected-first-round draft selection Jimmy Clausen told reporters Thursday that, no matter who drafts him, he’s ready to start letting down that team’s fan base immediately. “I don’t have any illusions,” said Clausen, prepping for tonight’s primetime NFL Draft, “But I’m ready to goContinue reading “Clausen: “I’m Ready To Get Started Letting People Down Right Now””
This Is How I Am Every Morning, Except With Loafers Instead of Flip-Flops
Everyone’s been to some sort of music festival where you get dirty and wasted and do stupid stuff. Now the somewhat-hilarious-but-probably-a-little-more-hilarious-if-you-were-there-or-if-you-knew-this-person activities therein can be shared with the masses on: THE INTERNET! Huzzah! A couple of notes here: What’s in the backpack, bro. Why is it only the right flip-flop that’s giving him the mostContinue reading “This Is How I Am Every Morning, Except With Loafers Instead of Flip-Flops”
Lando Calrissian Presents Larry King’s Ex-Wives Collectible Plates
Of All The People I Wish I Could Keep In My Pocket All Day, Everyday
If Only I Could Run a Quizno’s…If Only…
‘It’s Always Sunny’ Doesn’t Have To Do Any Promoting Whatsoever
Cinema Secret: ‘Top Gun’ Was The Precursor to ‘Brokeback Mountain’
Googling “trailers recut” will unleash a fountain of hilarity, including Top Gun being gayer than two guys playing shirtless volleyball…wait, that was actually in the movie. Here are some other favorites: I always knew Meg Ryan was a man-handed MURDERER. Seriously, though. Look at her hands. They’re like the length of my thigh. Buddy filmsContinue reading “Cinema Secret: ‘Top Gun’ Was The Precursor to ‘Brokeback Mountain’”
Stupid European Candid Camera Television Host Given Whatfor, and Violently So
The video above is of some European television show host, whose show consists of candid camera pranks. Something went horribly, horribly wrong here. A couple of thoughts: Who immediately thinks that this is the best solution to stop someone? “Why, I’m going to falcon kick this fleeing bandit!” Answer: Someone who has done this before.Continue reading “Stupid European Candid Camera Television Host Given Whatfor, and Violently So”
British Man Gives Perfectly Rational Description of An Angry Dog In Ridiculously Outlandish Shirt
I love how his wife is just standing there, barely acknowledging the insanity going on beside her. Must happen a lot. Or, you never know, that could be EXACTLY how the dog acted. (h/t Icehouse’s Mom)
ZACK STOVALL 