BRO! NOT AWESOMES! This kid crashed the Cards at Phillies game last night in the eighth inning immediately before crashing into the ground violently. It’s MLB policy to not encourage other insanely-brilliant-cargo-short-wearing brolumni from doing the same thing by showing them on TV, but cuts to the Cardinals dug out showed everyone grinning from ear to ear andContinue reading “For Once I’d Like To Go To A Cardinals Game Where Someone Doesn’t Get Tasered”
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If Bed Time Flatulence Is Tearing Your Marriage Apart, I Bet You’ve Got More Problems Than This Blanket Can Solve
Target Stores Now Catering To The Much-Ballyhooed Retarded Person Demographic
Oh, Yes. This Is A St. Louis Cardinals Snuggie.
George: The 2011 Academy Award Winner for Best Picture, Director, and Leading Actor
Just In Case You Were Wondering What Sex on Wheels Looks Like
Chrysler. For. The. Win.
Stephen Hawking Knows Aliens Are Going To Be Douchebags
Stephen Hawking says there are aliens. Stephen Hawking can’t walk, but I believe him anyway. Stephen Hawking says that these aliens, if they ever come to Earth, are probably going to bring some bad tidings. Stephen Hawking can’t talk, but he’s the smartest man on our planet right now, so yeah, I believe him. JimmyContinue reading “Stephen Hawking Knows Aliens Are Going To Be Douchebags”
Italian Nerds Rejoice As Dominoes Go Wi-Fi
Heed This Man or Pay Lifetimes of Untold Misfortunes
It’s no secret: the internets are a good place. From it, you can derive a whole host of things to get you through your almost assuredly miserable existence. Sites and devices have been created for just such a purpose; youtube, twitter, facebook, etc. And yet, there are still people who – for lack of betterContinue reading “Heed This Man or Pay Lifetimes of Untold Misfortunes”
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