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You Didn’t REALLY Think I’d Let You Go For The Weekend Without Showing You An Iguana Farting, Did You?

CHILD PLEASE. This is the most important thing on the Internet right now. Check it before you wreck it. Have a great weekend you guys. It’s Halloween, but remember, don’t celebrate it on the 31st, which is a Sunday, otherwise it’s straight to Hell for you. Doesn’t matter all the other great stuff you’ve doneContinue reading “You Didn’t REALLY Think I’d Let You Go For The Weekend Without Showing You An Iguana Farting, Did You?”

Five Things I’ve Been Doing Since I Haven’t Been Doing This As Much

Took a little break from this beloved depot of mindless humor(ish) material, and in the meantime, people have been asking “Zack, WHAT have you been doing?” Well, sweet sassy molassy, I’ve been busy. Here are just five of the LITERALLY COUNTLESS things I’ve been doing, all of which are really, really important: 1. Watched aboutContinue reading “Five Things I’ve Been Doing Since I Haven’t Been Doing This As Much”

Welcome to Arizona!

Hello neighbors! Welcome to Arizona – the Grand Canyon State! We here at the Department of Tourism and Culture would like to welcome some of you with open arms to our fine state! You may have heard some hubbub about our legislature and its recent bill regarding illegal immigration. However, we at the ADTC want you to know thisContinue reading “Welcome to Arizona!”