For Once I’d Like To Go To A Cardinals Game Where Someone Doesn’t Get Tasered


This kid crashed the Cards at Phillies game last night in the eighth inning immediately before crashing into the ground violently. It’s MLB policy to not encourage other insanely-brilliant-cargo-short-wearing brolumni from doing the same thing by showing them on TV, but cuts to the Cardinals dug out showed everyone grinning from ear to ear and laughing very hard. I thought Joe Mather was going to poop out his ears he was laughing so hard. Ryan Howard had to cover his face on the field from laughing.

But the MLB can’t hold down the viral audience in attendance. 17-year-old Steve Consalvi has his fifteen minutes, will totally get to be Prom King, and if enough people remember it next year, he’ll totally be macking honeys with the rest of the Phi Delts at Penn State.  

Published by Zack Stovall

Writer living in New York, NY.

2 thoughts on “For Once I’d Like To Go To A Cardinals Game Where Someone Doesn’t Get Tasered

  1. Only in Philly would they boo someone getting tazered….did they run out of snowballs to take down the guy? He wasn’t even streaking, just being an idiot from the ‘burb’s of Philly

  2. Please note that another jackass Philly fan ran out on to the field again last night. They SUCK!!!

    Go Astros…we are making a comeback

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