Category Archives: Ransom Thoughts

John Wall ‘Extremely Disappointed’ Probable Selection By Washington Will Not Make Him Actual Wizard

RALEIGH, N.C. – NCAA Player of the Year John Wall said his initial cheer at the possibility of playing for the NBA in Washington was slightly less-enthusiastic after word that he would not actually gain the powers and abilities of a wizard if drafted by the team. The Wizards, who won last night’s NBA DraftContinue reading “John Wall ‘Extremely Disappointed’ Probable Selection By Washington Will Not Make Him Actual Wizard”

Alabama Maintains That It Is Very Much In Your Face About Politics

I wrote earlier about Alabama gubernatorial (yes, I’m going to write that word out at every opportunity, because it’s hilarious) candidate Tim James’ campaign video and the subsequent parody that came afterward. Now comes another Alabaman who could care less for whatever I wrote, he’s gonna cram this knowledge down my, yours, and everyone else’sContinue reading “Alabama Maintains That It Is Very Much In Your Face About Politics”

Super Ridiculous Update: Coolio Gets Iced After Singing ‘Gangster’s Paradise’

UPDATE: SOMETHING IS GOING ON IN THE KITCHEN, BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S COOKING. Two favorite features here at ZGD – Coolio and Icing – have come together brilliantly the day after I purchased these ridiculously FLYYYY shoes. The video is here (fast forward to about 4:40 to see Coolio’s eyes on crack followed byContinue reading “Super Ridiculous Update: Coolio Gets Iced After Singing ‘Gangster’s Paradise’”

Just In Case You Were Wondering What Simpsons Fandom or Art In General Really Looks Like

Thanks for holding it down for me here on the site while I was in Memphis for BBQfest and the engagement festival of Captain America. I fought terrorism by eating nothing but BBQ for three straight days, until I broke down and had a lovely brunch. This video is of some company in Foggy LondontownContinue reading “Just In Case You Were Wondering What Simpsons Fandom or Art In General Really Looks Like”

Trying To Stifle Rising Skepticism For This Show ‘Memphis Beat’

I don’t make a habit of catching TNT dramas. Mainly because, for the most part, they, ya know, suck heinously. So when I first heard that TNT was releasing a show called “Memphis Beat” this summer, I was immediately like, “Oh, no they di’n’t.” Not in my city, where I lived for four years during college.Continue reading “Trying To Stifle Rising Skepticism For This Show ‘Memphis Beat’”

If You Can’t Not Vote For This Guy, Maybe Just Laugh At Him A Little

Here’s the original campaign video from Alabama (of course) gubernatorial candidate Tim James, who doesn’t get why all these dumb, dark people don’t speak no English. Here’s the parody of the original, which I’m worried is funny enough to get this guy more votes. As one of my friends says, the way he stares downContinue reading “If You Can’t Not Vote For This Guy, Maybe Just Laugh At Him A Little”

Not To Take Anything Away From That Mother’s Day Perfect Game, But Did He Do It On LSD? Didn’t Think So

As you know, yesterday Oakland Athletics pitcher Dallas Braden pitched a perfect game. That means 27 batters, 27 outs. Only 109 pitches. Pretty sick stuff. But color me unimpressed. Okay, okay, I’m just kidding. It’s ridiculously impressive. But Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter one time. And while I understand that that – while just asContinue reading “Not To Take Anything Away From That Mother’s Day Perfect Game, But Did He Do It On LSD? Didn’t Think So”