Oh man. Oh man, this looks sweet. It’s like the FUTURE is NOW! Tron was a revolutionary movie that was one of the first to incorporate CGI as an integral part of the film. It starred Jeff “The Dude” Bridges and the Guy Who Played Billy Zane’s Bodyguard In Titanic (named “Lovejoy,” tee hee!) andContinue reading “TROOOOOOOOOOOOON”
Category Archives: Ransom Thoughts
Just When You Thought Your Messiah Couldn’t Get Any Cooler
Jesus slaying vampires. Thank you, Internets. I suppose if the whole creating-a-cross as a defense against vampires works, Jesus himself would have to do a pretty good job as well. I’ve always said my grandpa – who literally carried garlic in his front pocket to eat with his every meal – would be a downrightContinue reading “Just When You Thought Your Messiah Couldn’t Get Any Cooler”
If You’re Getting Divorced Over Breakfast, Why Not At Panera?
Uuuuugggghhhh. Alright, a couple of background notes about just what it is you’re seeing here: 1.) These people are getting a divorce in the near future. 2.) They do not know how to whisper; there’s no physical way to yell under your breath, although they tried valiantly. For like, an hour. 3.) The woman isContinue reading “If You’re Getting Divorced Over Breakfast, Why Not At Panera?”
Finally, We Can Categorize This Insult More Thoroughly
If children are the future, expect the future to be just as insult-laiden as the present day, but more thoroughly so. A third grade kid in Washington D.C. left a long, multiple-page manifesto, titled “Types of Bitches.” The taxonomy is pretty self-explanatory: there’s a bitch, and it fits a certain profile. Wondrous. Anything that keeps meContinue reading “Finally, We Can Categorize This Insult More Thoroughly”
Hey! New Blog! Tell EVERYONE!
Hello to everyone! Start of a new day, week, and web site. This is my first post here, and hopefully won’t have my last for a good long while. Peruse the site! Check out the featured articles at the top! Pictures! Tweets! There’s going to be video! There’s going to be music and there’s goingContinue reading “Hey! New Blog! Tell EVERYONE!”
ZACK STOVALL 