Author Archives: Zack Stovall
Oh, Yes. This Is A St. Louis Cardinals Snuggie.
George: The 2011 Academy Award Winner for Best Picture, Director, and Leading Actor
Just In Case You Were Wondering What Sex on Wheels Looks Like
Chrysler. For. The. Win.
Stephen Hawking Knows Aliens Are Going To Be Douchebags
Stephen Hawking says there are aliens. Stephen Hawking can’t walk, but I believe him anyway. Stephen Hawking says that these aliens, if they ever come to Earth, are probably going to bring some bad tidings. Stephen Hawking can’t talk, but he’s the smartest man on our planet right now, so yeah, I believe him. JimmyContinue reading “Stephen Hawking Knows Aliens Are Going To Be Douchebags”
Italian Nerds Rejoice As Dominoes Go Wi-Fi
Terry Gaither Advice on Letting Employees Go
Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, Thinking about moving some of myContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Letting Employees Go”
Heed This Man or Pay Lifetimes of Untold Misfortunes
It’s no secret: the internets are a good place. From it, you can derive a whole host of things to get you through your almost assuredly miserable existence. Sites and devices have been created for just such a purpose; youtube, twitter, facebook, etc. And yet, there are still people who – for lack of betterContinue reading “Heed This Man or Pay Lifetimes of Untold Misfortunes”
Zack’s Hate Mail from Lin Yu Chun, the Bowl-Cut, Portly, Asian Internet Sensation
In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers:
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