Wow. Just…wow. Alright, people. Let’s compose ourselves. Here’s the scoop: KFC stands or used to stand for Kentucky Fried Chicken. They’re a popular fast food vendor of chicken products and had an old white curmudgeon as their spokesman before he died and was brought back to life in animation form. He even cabbage patches now.Continue reading “Just When You Thought We Couldn’t Piss Those Terrorists Off Anymore”
Author Archives: Zack Stovall
Whether or Not You Have Teeth, It’s Just Polite To Smile For Your Mug Shot
If pictures speak 1,000 words, mug shots speak the same number of words, but in a police report and therefore hilarious format. I’ve never had the pleasure of being forced into a police vehicle or spent any time in the pokey, but getting arrested seems pretty awesome. At least people getting arrested has been awesomeContinue reading “Whether or Not You Have Teeth, It’s Just Polite To Smile For Your Mug Shot”
St. Louis Is Not Without Some Dope Rides That Also Happen To Raise Breast Cancer Awareness
In Dishonor of Duke Winning the NCAA Title
In Honor of Duke Winning the NCAA Title
You Used To Be Out of My League!
The following exchange was overheard at the Delta State University Homecoming festivities Saturday, October 18th, 2003, between Brian Foghart, a network administrator, and Kathy Flowers, unemployed: Hey, Kathy…Brain…Foghart. Brian Foghart. You ran around with my roommate freshman year I think, Tom Heffries? Yeah, no, I don’t talk to him much. I remember you from backContinue reading “You Used To Be Out of My League!”
In Celebration of Easter and The Subsequent Eggs
You’ll have to understand the reference to the timeless classic Cool Hand Luke to really get this one. If you don’t understand the aforementioned reference, you should probably give up trying to be cool for the next while. Take a breather, re-evaluate your life, maybe try and make another go of it, but ultimately knowContinue reading “In Celebration of Easter and The Subsequent Eggs”
ZACK STOVALL 