Category Archives: Ransom Thoughts

Keeping It Real and Sticking It To The Man Are Usually Synonymous

Sometimes, authority needs to be told. Sometimes, when the fuzz is totally busting your chops for loitering, they need to be told. Sometimes, when some player hater is all up in your grill about this, that, and the other thing, they need to be told. And sometimes, when your mom is throwing your computer across theContinue reading “Keeping It Real and Sticking It To The Man Are Usually Synonymous”

Man Who Freaked Out Over Sandra Bullock’s Oscar Unsure of How to Overreact to News of Her Divorce

Obviously, this video came out a couple of weeks ago. However, his Beloved has also had some sadder news come out, namely that her jacked-up, tattooed, motorcycle-enthusiast, badboy husband cheated on her with another another tattooed covered individual. Didn’t see this coming? DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING. …not that I follow Hollywood gossip all day everyContinue reading “Man Who Freaked Out Over Sandra Bullock’s Oscar Unsure of How to Overreact to News of Her Divorce”

I’m Growing More and More Skeptical of This Alleged ‘Hootie and the Blowfish’ Comeback I’ve Been Hearing So Much About For Awhile Now

Do You Have To Understand Anything About A Subject To Think It’s Awesome?

So, guys. Ong Bok 3 is coming out! I can’t wait for it! I’ve been really excited ever since I saw the other films in the Ong Bok saga. It is a movie about an oriental man (I’m going to say Japanese) who knows martial arts. He knows so many martial arts, he has toContinue reading “Do You Have To Understand Anything About A Subject To Think It’s Awesome?”

Don’t Bother Trying To Be My Friend If Dogs Jumping Out of Airplanes Doesn’t Amaze You

Remember how awesome those Air Bud movies and their subsequent sequels were? Me either, that’s because I didn’t watch them, precisely due to a lack of awesome. Prepare to meet awesomeness. A British newspaper sends this report that dogs are jumping out of airplanes with soldiers to fight in Afghanistan and are specifically trained toContinue reading “Don’t Bother Trying To Be My Friend If Dogs Jumping Out of Airplanes Doesn’t Amaze You”