Cliches abound! My favorite is the one involving Steven Seagal, what with his current legal entaglement. He’s got company? GET IT! Watch out: When Seagal gets entangled, arms get broke.
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That Bowl-Cut, Portly, Asian Sensation? OH, HE’S BACK TO MELT FACES.
He’s back. He’s back he’s back he’s back and I’m just so happy about it. This time our Beloved, Lin Yu Chun (hey! he DOES have a name!) decides to kick it up a notch; and I do mean KICK IT! (rimshot?) Look at those moves! The dexterity! The command! The prowess! The Grace! MyContinue reading “That Bowl-Cut, Portly, Asian Sensation? OH, HE’S BACK TO MELT FACES.”
Why, It’s The Perfect Day To Go To The Park and Sleep In Your Car!
Just When You Thought We Couldn’t Piss Those Terrorists Off Anymore
Wow. Just…wow. Alright, people. Let’s compose ourselves. Here’s the scoop: KFC stands or used to stand for Kentucky Fried Chicken. They’re a popular fast food vendor of chicken products and had an old white curmudgeon as their spokesman before he died and was brought back to life in animation form. He even cabbage patches now.Continue reading “Just When You Thought We Couldn’t Piss Those Terrorists Off Anymore”
Whether or Not You Have Teeth, It’s Just Polite To Smile For Your Mug Shot
If pictures speak 1,000 words, mug shots speak the same number of words, but in a police report and therefore hilarious format. I’ve never had the pleasure of being forced into a police vehicle or spent any time in the pokey, but getting arrested seems pretty awesome. At least people getting arrested has been awesomeContinue reading “Whether or Not You Have Teeth, It’s Just Polite To Smile For Your Mug Shot”
St. Louis Is Not Without Some Dope Rides That Also Happen To Raise Breast Cancer Awareness
In Dishonor of Duke Winning the NCAA Title
In Honor of Duke Winning the NCAA Title
In Celebration of Easter and The Subsequent Eggs
You’ll have to understand the reference to the timeless classic Cool Hand Luke to really get this one. If you don’t understand the aforementioned reference, you should probably give up trying to be cool for the next while. Take a breather, re-evaluate your life, maybe try and make another go of it, but ultimately knowContinue reading “In Celebration of Easter and The Subsequent Eggs”
ZACK STOVALL 