In Wake Of Recent “Cutting” Fad, Nerd With Perpetual Nosebleed Elected Homecoming King

CLEVELAND, OH¬†– In the wake of a recent fad of self-mutilation, known in many circles as “cutting,” 5′ 4″, 91 lbs. senior Ernest Rittelmeyer has been deemed cool enough to be elected as Homecoming King for Benjamin Harrison High School in Cleveland as a direct result of his chronic nosebleeds. Rittelmeyer’s social status began toContinue reading “In Wake Of Recent “Cutting” Fad, Nerd With Perpetual Nosebleed Elected Homecoming King”

NERDALERT NERDALERT NERDALERT NERDALERT NERALERT

The funniest thing about this, and it’s just for me I guess, is that the look of “Whaaaa…?” that you’re likely giving this kid is the EXACT face my girlfriend gives me when I talk about fantasy football, Animorphs, or the addition or subtraction of two integers greater than 5. (h/t to John Schulte¬†and hisContinue reading “NERDALERT NERDALERT NERDALERT NERDALERT NERALERT”