Inception was awesome, so I’ll talk about it any chance I get.
Wait. Did you NOT see Inception? What’s YOUR problem? That’s unbelievable. What, did you think Christopher Nolan would just make a bad movie every once in a while? YOU KNOW HE’S MADE SO MANY POOR FILMS.
“I didn’t know what it was about,” said a lot of naysaying naysayers who saw the AWESOME commercials and were like “Guuuuhhhhhhh I don’t know wut it meeeeeeeaaaaaans.” Those are people who see previews for movies that star Katherine Heigl and are like “OH! THAT looks good!” I bet she’s super uptight and career focused. Then she meets some guy who’s all “I’m a typical man, I make fart noises, don’t care about responsibilities, and am your ANTITHESIS!”(/fart noise while humping) Then she’ll be stuck with him for some reason, realize he’s perfect, she’s uptight and tall, and they’ll make pretty good-looking kids that are also tall, but a good mix of irresponsibility and responsibility.
STAB ME IN THE FACE.
So Inception was awesome. Animals are cute. Katherine Heigl movies aren’t just predictable, they are inevitable, and awful.