Inception was awesome, so I’ll talk about it any chance I get.
Wait. Did you NOT see Inception? What’s YOUR problem? That’s unbelievable. What, did you think Christopher Nolan would just make a bad movie every once in a while? YOU KNOW HE’S MADE SO MANY POOR FILMS.
“I didn’t know what it was about,” said a lot of naysaying naysayers who saw the AWESOME commercials and were like “Guuuuhhhhhhh I don’t know wut it meeeeeeeaaaaaans.” Those are people who see previews for movies that star Katherine Heigl and are like “OH! THAT looks good!” I bet she’s super uptight and career focused. Then she meets some guy who’s all “I’m a typical man, I make fart noises, don’t care about responsibilities, and am your ANTITHESIS!”(/fart noise while humping) Then she’ll be stuck with him for some reason, realize he’s perfect, she’s uptight and tall, and they’ll make pretty good-looking kids that are also tall, but a good mix of irresponsibility and responsibility.
STAB ME IN THE FACE.
So Inception was awesome. Animals are cute. Katherine Heigl movies aren’t just predictable, they are inevitable, and awful.
BWWAAAAHHHHHMMM.
ZACK STOVALL 