Hello to everyone!
Start of a new day, week, and web site. This is my first post here, and hopefully won’t have my last for a good long while.
Peruse the site! Check out the featured articles at the top! Pictures! Tweets! There’s going to be video! There’s going to be music and there’s going to be dancing! There’s going to be an absurd amount of absurdity! THERE WILL BE EXCLAMATORY PUNCTUATIONS!
Hope you all enjoy. You’re all awesome.
ZACK STOVALL 
Looking good, there. Looking good.