Brett Favre and His Weiner Are Taking Asia By Storm

I haven’t been following this whole Brett Favre texting his weiner to some people very closely. One website I follow pretty closely, Kissing Suzy Kolber, offered to show it to me, as one of their founders works for Deadspin, who unearthed the penis.

I declined. No, really, I’ve never seen it.

But luckily I have-…. NO, I HAVEN’T SEEN IT, I SWEAR TO GOD. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE BRETT FAVRE’S DONG. But luckily I have the sleepy village of Asia to re-enact every sordid detail of the event through the wizardry that is CGI. Yes, like Toy Story. Just like Toy Story. Only BETTER.

Three things:

  1. BANANA!!
  2. I love the depiction of the NFL investigators. High fiving around an office, chest bumping, fist pumping. I like to imagine this is how it really is. “Oh yeah! We’ve been handling substance abuse cases ALL DAY, and FINALLY we get a dong-in-text! From BRETT FRIGGIN FAVRE! SCOOORE!”
  3. The Doghouse. Clinton. Tiger. Now, Favre. And they’re READY to PARTY!

All in all, pretty awesome.

Seriously, stop asking if I’ve seen Brett Favre’s weiner.

Published by Zack Stovall

Writer living in New York, NY.

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