If pictures speak 1,000 words, mug shots speak the same number of words, but in a police report and therefore hilarious format. I’ve never had the pleasure of being forced into a police vehicle or spent any time in the pokey, but getting arrested seems pretty awesome. At least people getting arrested has been awesomeContinue reading “Whether or Not You Have Teeth, It’s Just Polite To Smile For Your Mug Shot”
Monthly Archives: April 2010
St. Louis Is Not Without Some Dope Rides That Also Happen To Raise Breast Cancer Awareness
In Dishonor of Duke Winning the NCAA Title
In Honor of Duke Winning the NCAA Title
You Used To Be Out of My League!
The following exchange was overheard at the Delta State University Homecoming festivities Saturday, October 18th, 2003, between Brian Foghart, a network administrator, and Kathy Flowers, unemployed: Hey, Kathy…Brain…Foghart. Brian Foghart. You ran around with my roommate freshman year I think, Tom Heffries? Yeah, no, I don’t talk to him much. I remember you from backContinue reading “You Used To Be Out of My League!”
In Celebration of Easter and The Subsequent Eggs
You’ll have to understand the reference to the timeless classic Cool Hand Luke to really get this one. If you don’t understand the aforementioned reference, you should probably give up trying to be cool for the next while. Take a breather, re-evaluate your life, maybe try and make another go of it, but ultimately knowContinue reading “In Celebration of Easter and The Subsequent Eggs”
I Don’t Want To Meet The Man Who Doesn’t Think Shaq Holding/Singing to Will Ferrell Is Funny
This Is Awesome Enough To Make Me Transfer All of My Smell-Goods Into Old Spice
Just Because It’s a Harley Doesn’t Mean That It Looks Not-Stupid
Wait! There Are Political Implications To That Game You’re About To Watch Drunk!
Whoa, there, mindless fan! Don’t think you can escape the non-stop monkey chatter of contemporary American politics by escaping into the brutish serenity of athletic competition. The two are related! Don’t you get it, you FOOL?! Now, take some time to write your congressman or woman about how FED UP you are with the statusContinue reading “Wait! There Are Political Implications To That Game You’re About To Watch Drunk!”
ZACK STOVALL 