There’s no punchline.
They want you to wear socks on your thumbs, leaving them slick and unable to text all your annoying girlfriends. Teens on the whole are four times more likely to crash while texting, and are a million times more likely to crash simply by merit of them being teens.
But I’ll pretty much do anything Ken Jeong tells me to. So I’ve got like 20 or 30 pairs if anyone needs to borrow them.
(h/t Phil)
ZACK STOVALL 