Monthly Archives: March 2010
I Don’t Envy Pro Athletes; I Just Want All Their Fame and Money
Tasteful and moderate ambition aside, I really don’t envy professional athletes. No really. I don’t. This is not to be confused with their fame, money, and other intangibles that come with being a professional athlete. These I envy, and do so greatly and unashamedly.
Zack’s Hate Mail from Music Legend and American Idol’s Randy Jackson
In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers: Yo Dawg, Eeeehhhhh…Yeah, I was not feelin’ this. Nah, man, you see, what you did was this, you came in here like you did and thenContinue reading “Zack’s Hate Mail from Music Legend and American Idol’s Randy Jackson”
Keep The Monkeys Away From My Hands
Some classics can’t be contained. This one is “My Hands Are Bananas.” It’s all kinds of wonderful VUNDERBAR. Enjoy the weekend. My weekend policy will be that I’ll only blog about stuff when I can do it from my phone. So…see you Monday.
You Know You’re Watching Something From The South When It Ends With ‘I Can’t Believe There Wasn’t a Fatality’
Graphic Locker Room Toilet Humor Provided by The New York Times
The Pissed Off Party: We’re Here To Wreck Congress With a Cane, Thank You
Finally! A political party with some BRATITUDE!! From a buddy of mine with a full head of hair, apparently, there is a political party – The Pissed Off Party – that is aiming to replace every incumbant in the current United States Congress; Republican, Democrat, Independent, Green and whatever it is you call Joe Lieberman.Continue reading “The Pissed Off Party: We’re Here To Wreck Congress With a Cane, Thank You”
This Is What Happens When English Major Nerds Can’t Afford Large Pick-Up Trucks To Compensate
Terry Gaither Advice on Bosses, Interviews and Religion
Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, I’ve always prided myself onContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Bosses, Interviews and Religion”
Brazilian Crash Test Dummies Abound in Key West
I’ve had several friends send me links to this story. It’s something you should all read because these people are among you every day: Taking razors to their respective crotches, not only in broad day light, but while driving to meet you or someone you know. Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday atContinue reading “Brazilian Crash Test Dummies Abound in Key West”
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