No way! You actually want to get in touch with me? Get out! You mean communicate with me personally? I’m flattered! You want to cultivate a relationship through the internet in order to get a better grasp of who I and perhaps who you are as a person? That is neat!
Get in touch with Zack through any of these convenient social media avenues:
email: zsstovall@gmail.com
facebook: facebook.com/zstovall
twitter: twitter.com/zstovall
If it’s urgent, I probably won’t be of much help. Just a fair warning. And if, after several attempts, I don’t get back to you, try again. Or quit!

you should have a weekly article where you talk about the news in one syllable words.
Zack,
Not a bad little blog (I was scared to touch you). I can’t wait for it to become one of my ways to waste time at work. I hope that a sizable portion of the internet community, however large the community may be, comes to hate you. That would mean you are doing something right (or really wrong!).
Good luck,
Shep