Alright, let’s take a breath really quick. You got it? You going to be okay? Little more time? Okay.

So, we’re good? Good. Okay, okay, where to start. Let’s just talk about what we’ve seen okay? First off, what year was this made? The answer: It doesn’t matter, such music was never, ever popular. Punkpolka? Please. Also, notice the sinfully low-slung guitar on the guitarist. I think they might’ve picked him up from another group. He’s rocking out too hard to be associated with these guys, for whom rocking has no home.

Now, the voice. The frontman. Let’s talk about this guy, shall we? Clearly, he’s the best face of the organization, while not having the best voice. Couldn’t they have promoted the bearded guy? Definitely keep the bald, spectacled guys in the back (this is coming from a balding guy who could need glasses one day…I know what the score is), but was this their big break or something? GOTTA PUT THAT BEST FOOT FORWARD.