Why would I want to be a 7'3", 350lbs. mass of affluence and hilarity?

But frankly, if adulthood has taught me anything (debatable), it’s that physical exertion should always, always be countered with a healthy dose of cold, frothy beer. It can be lite beer. Whatever.

Golf has always had a firm stake in this position, from its inception to its contemporary facilities. The game was invented in Scotland, home of Scotch and a societal norm for men to wear skirts sans undergarb, after a group of men grabbed a bottle of the eponymous beverage and played until the bottle was empty: eighteen shots per man subsequently led to the traditional number of holes we have today.

In the present day, the golf course has provided American businessmen and women who look like businessmen the best venue to drink on the job, and is often encouraged. Continue reading →