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		<title>Expressionisms: &#8220;Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://zackstovall.com/2011/08/15/expressionisms-blowing-smoke-up-your-ass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 22:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Stovall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ransom Thoughts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blowing smoke up your ass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CIGARS!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Expressionisms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hey! I'm back!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how about that]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[silly silly silliness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[this isn't based on anyone]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I get some expressions. Like the one below. Apes sometimes throw their feces. If you&#8217;re acting crazy, it could be said you are acting like a monkey, and, symbollically, hurling feces. This one makes no sense. If someone were blowing smoke up my butt, I&#8217;d not only wonder what I was doing wrong, but also [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zackstovall.com&amp;blog=12072952&amp;post=1608&amp;subd=zackstovall&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Expressionisms: &#8216;Going Ape Sh*t&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://zackstovall.com/2011/08/15/expressionisms-going-ape-sht/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 21:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Stovall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ransom Thoughts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apes!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Expressionisms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[going ape sh*t]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RISE OF THE APES]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wait apes can't talk! THIS DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://zackstovall.com/?p=1602</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[New segment. Common expressions drawn out hastily by someone who can&#8217;t draw very well to their logical conclusions. If you needed that written out, you probably won&#8217;t get these. Enjoy! Filed under: Ransom Thoughts Tagged: apes!, Expressionisms, going ape sh*t, RISE OF THE APES, wait apes can't talk! THIS DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zackstovall.com&amp;blog=12072952&amp;post=1602&amp;subd=zackstovall&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Zack on Breast Cancer Awareness and Viagra</title>
		<link>http://zackstovall.com/2011/06/23/zack-on-breast-cancer-awareness-and-viagra/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 14:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Stovall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Vijjeo Pitchas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arkansas t-shirt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dick joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kicking it old school]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poop joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PUNDERDOME]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[puns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viagra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what of it]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://zackstovall.com/?p=1598</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Did some more standing up and talking and this was a two minute segment from that. That is all. Filed under: Vijjeo Pitchas Tagged: Arkansas t-shirt, dick joke, kicking it old school, poop joke, PUNDERDOME, puns, viagra, what of it<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zackstovall.com&amp;blog=12072952&amp;post=1598&amp;subd=zackstovall&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Put On Some New Clothes and Look Nice For Once&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://zackstovall.com/2011/06/20/put-on-some-new-clothes-and-look-nice-for-once/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 20:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Stovall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ransom Thoughts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dopeness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HBS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[there it is]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wait for it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wwwaaaait for it]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://zackstovall.com/?p=1593</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Epicness that needs no further explanation. (h/t Glenward, My Boss) Filed under: Ransom Thoughts Tagged: Awesome, dopeness, HBS, there it is, wait for it, wwwaaaait for it<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zackstovall.com&amp;blog=12072952&amp;post=1593&amp;subd=zackstovall&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Most Intellectually Stimulating Discourse on Rep. Anthony Weiner&#8217;s Lewd Scandal Yet</title>
		<link>http://zackstovall.com/2011/06/14/the-most-intellectually-stimulating-discourse-on-rep-anthony-weiners-lewd-scandal-yet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 15:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Stovall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ransom Thoughts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ARF ARF ARF PENIS JOKE ARF ARF ARF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[congress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[could've done with a better name]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hilarity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[seriously though that's a name you change the day you turn 18]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[surprises at the end]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://zackstovall.com/?p=1590</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[That is all. (h/t to Icehouse) Filed under: Ransom Thoughts Tagged: ARF ARF ARF PENIS JOKE ARF ARF ARF, congress, could've done with a better name, hilarity, politics!, seriously though that's a name you change the day you turn 18, surprises at the end<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zackstovall.com&amp;blog=12072952&amp;post=1590&amp;subd=zackstovall&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Gene Kitsmiller: &#8216;Bucket List&#8217; Stand Up Comedian</title>
		<link>http://zackstovall.com/2011/06/07/gene-kitsmiller-bucket-list-stand-up-comedian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 15:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Stovall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Vijjeo Pitchas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[did you ever notice someone noticing something?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gene Kitsmiller]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how about that]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[observational comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rimshot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stand up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods has had sex with a woman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what's the deal with everything]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://zackstovall.com/?p=1584</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As most of you know, I do stand up around St. Louis. It&#8217;s a lot of fun, and living in a city in which I don&#8217;t know that many people, it&#8217;s a great way to do my own thing for myself and meet other people. One of the people I&#8217;ve met is Gene Kitsmiller. He&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zackstovall.com&amp;blog=12072952&amp;post=1584&amp;subd=zackstovall&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Some Days The Internet Gives You Nothing, Other Days It Gives You Everything Including a Salsa Tromboning Darth Vader</title>
		<link>http://zackstovall.com/2011/05/19/some-days-the-internet-gives-you-nothing-other-days-it-gives-you-everything-including-a-salsa-tromboning-darth-vader/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 16:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Stovall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ransom Thoughts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I hope this convinces some guy to finally get a computer and get internet access in his shabby one bedroom apartment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Salsa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars elitism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[thanks Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what the what]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You've gotta admit he's an awesome dancer and an accomplished trombone player]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That is all. Filed under: Ransom Thoughts Tagged: I hope this convinces some guy to finally get a computer and get internet access in his shabby one bedroom apartment, Salsa, Star Wars elitism, thanks Internet, what the what, You've gotta admit he's an awesome dancer and an accomplished trombone player<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zackstovall.com&amp;blog=12072952&amp;post=1578&amp;subd=zackstovall&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Check In And See What Zack&#8217;s Relatives Are Doing Today, Shall We?</title>
		<link>http://zackstovall.com/2011/05/18/lets-check-in-and-see-what-zacks-relatives-are-doing-today-shall-we/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 15:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Stovall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ransom Thoughts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Everything went perfectly to plan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FAMILY REUNION!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IN THE FACE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus is a friend of mine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[not REALLY my family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[so this happened]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Different day, same stuff. Lofty. Ambitious. Fitting. Filed under: Ransom Thoughts Tagged: Everything went perfectly to plan, FAMILY REUNION!, IN THE FACE, Jesus is a friend of mine, not REALLY my family, so this happened<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zackstovall.com&amp;blog=12072952&amp;post=1575&amp;subd=zackstovall&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Large Talking Lizard Is Reminding You Kids To Say Away From People From the 90&#8242;s</title>
		<link>http://zackstovall.com/2011/05/11/large-talking-lizard-is-reminding-you-kids-to-say-away-from-people-from-the-90s/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 19:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Stovall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ransom Thoughts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Did he....I'm so sorry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Did I just drop acid?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[For a minute there I thought there would be bloodshed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NOT THE OLE PUPPY IN THE VAN ROUTINE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[YOU DON'T SCARE ME LIZARD!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is epic. Just watch it. Then watch it again just to make sure you got all of it. Cool? Good. Filed under: Ransom Thoughts Tagged: Did he....I'm so sorry, Did I just drop acid?, For a minute there I thought there would be bloodshed, NOT THE OLE PUPPY IN THE VAN ROUTINE, YOU DON'T [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zackstovall.com&amp;blog=12072952&amp;post=1572&amp;subd=zackstovall&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Zack&#8217;s Brief Word on the Shooting-in-the-Face of Osama bin Laden</title>
		<link>http://zackstovall.com/2011/05/06/zacks-brief-word-on-the-shooting-in-the-face-of-osama-bin-laden/</link>
		<comments>http://zackstovall.com/2011/05/06/zacks-brief-word-on-the-shooting-in-the-face-of-osama-bin-laden/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 19:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Stovall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Vijjeo Pitchas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[feels good to be gainfully employed....still fat and bald though...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holla]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moving on up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Osama bin Laden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stand up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zack's video]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This was the other night at good ole Lemmon&#8217;s, where I&#8217;ve been doing stand up pretty regularly. I was contemplating not even bringing this up, as I don&#8217;t know if I have anything important to add to the conversation, but people listen to stand up to precisely hear what you have to say on big [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zackstovall.com&amp;blog=12072952&amp;post=1567&amp;subd=zackstovall&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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