This was the other night at good ole Lemmon’s, where I’ve been doing stand up pretty regularly. I was contemplating not even bringing this up, as I don’t know if I have anything important to add to the conversation, but people listen to stand up to precisely hear what you have to say on big news. And this news was definitely one of the bigger stories ever. Puts that whole Royal Wedding thing in perspective, though.
Although, HOW ABOUT THAT DRESS?! SHE MADE PRINCESS DIANA LOOK LIKE A SYPHILIS-INFESTED VAGRANT MAN! STILL HAVE 15 HOURS WORTH OF COVERAGE!!!
Sorry about the lack of postage, by the way. Not only have I been doing more stand up, but I also landed me one of those full time job things. It’s awesome, and it’s even more awesome having regularly steady income, but sadly, the inane musings of this portly madman are subsequently limited by time constraints. In fact, I have you to thank for my job; I inadvertently included a link to my site in the email that had my resume attached to the company. My resume was good enough, they said, but what got me an interview was that they liked what I had written for you guys. And the rest, as they say, is history.
This marks the second time my professional career has benefited from my pastime exploits online (I was promoted from local to statewide papers at my old job for my work on The Ghost of Roy Hobbs). CHALK ANOTHER ONE UP ON THE BIG BOARD FOR INTERNET TOMFOOLERY!
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