Abby Greenlend, Age 5
In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers:
Taped to my door! How precious!
Wait...WAIT. WHAT.
Is that a TV being murderously thrown on me? Why yes. Yes, indeed. That's a TV being murderously thrown on me.
The bottom: "PS - This is Abby's mother, and I let her write this. I even helped."
man, that Abby really is a little bitch.
Well, that is a first. She is writing at a third grade level now, though.
lol Do you ever play in traffic? You shoold.
Good one, Abby.
HEY EVERYONE!!! DID U KNOW THAT DESIREE’ MCCARTHY SUCKS? OHH WELL, SHE DOES!
Ohhhhhh my gosh, that is too good! P.S, this is Abby’s mother, and I let her write this. I even helped. EPIC WIN!!!! My gawd, these are seriously too good.