Monthly Archives: December 2010

Zack’s Hate Mail From The Person Who Used To Live In His Apartment’s Stalker

In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers: Dear Zack, Sorry to introduce myself to you like this, but I couldn’t bottle up my anger at you anymore. I’ve been stalking you since youContinue reading “Zack’s Hate Mail From The Person Who Used To Live In His Apartment’s Stalker”

I’M NAWT DOING THIS FAR ANYBODY BUT ME AND MAHK WAHLBERG

Couple of items on the agenda to get to today people, so strap in: Oh, Mark Wahlberg. You never cease to make me laugh without directly meaning to. Amy Adams was on Conan last night, talking about her upcoming role in the movie featured in that video up there, The Fighter. Having to be nitty-gritty SouthieContinue reading “I’M NAWT DOING THIS FAR ANYBODY BUT ME AND MAHK WAHLBERG”

This Expresses My Feelings On The Christmas Offerings of Children PRECISELY

Anyone who has kids, way younger siblings, nieces, nephews, cousins, or spatially confused grandparents can tell you, these gifts?…These are not my kind of gifts. The messy photo covered in glue and glitter? THAT GLITTER GETS EVERYWHERE, KID. The crudely crafted construction paper Christmas tree? We’ve already got a dandy Christmas tree, and WHAT DIDContinue reading “This Expresses My Feelings On The Christmas Offerings of Children PRECISELY”

HAS LADY GAGA GONE TOO FAR?!?

APPARENTLY, singer/starlet/fashionista/PIONEER OF THE ARTISTIC FRONTIER LADY GAGA shrank herself down to the size of a standard little person and performed “Telephone” with an ALSO SRUNK Beyonce. Gaga, known for going “way out there” and “being wacky”, has worn meat as a dress, plays piano through a gyroscope and SCREAMS instead of SINGS sometimes. But theContinue reading “HAS LADY GAGA GONE TOO FAR?!?”

To Do List For The Impending Armageddon on May 21, 2011

Guys, it’s been a good run. St. Louis’ Riverfront Times is reporting that a religious outfit from South Carolina has definitively determined that the end of the world will arrive with Christ on May 21, 2011. Most people, I must say, don’t have the luxury of knowing the exact date of their expiration or extinction.Continue reading “To Do List For The Impending Armageddon on May 21, 2011”